starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

(Reblogged from theimprobablegallifreyan)

animeevie:

Food:
Brownie in a cup

Cookie in a cup

Pumpkin Brownie Chunk Ice Cream

Peppermint Brownie Pops

Mint Chocolate Cheesecake

S’mores Muffins

Chocolate Mint Stuffed Cookies

French Toast Rollups

Chocolate Pudding

Pop Tarts

Hot Chocolate

Vanilla Ice Cream

Chocolate Ice Cream

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Vanilla Cupcakes

Chocolate Chip Cookies Cheesecake

Bloody Red Velvet Cupcakes

Rose Apple Pie

Strawberry Heart Pie

100 Things You Can Have On a Stick


Hot Chocolate:

Pumpkin Spice White Hot Chocolate

Bourbon Spiked Hot Chocolate

Spiked Pumpkin Pie White Hot Chocolate

Spicy Hot Chocolate Mocha

Peppermint Mocha Hot Chocolate

Mint White Hot Chocolate

Nutella Hot Chocolate

Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate

White Chocolate Hot Cocoa

Mexican Hot Chocolate with Spiced Cream

Coconut Tres Leches Hot Chocolate

Crock Pot Hot Cocoa

Caramel Corn Hot Chocolate

Peanut Butter Hot Chocolate

White Peppermint Hot Chocolate

Mexican Spiced Hot Chocolate

Rich Dutch Hot Chocolate

Lavender Hot Chocolate

Mayan Hot Chocolate

Butterscotch Hot Chocolate

Cinammon Orange Hot Chocolate

Gingerbread Hot Chocolate

Oreo Hot Chocolate

Art:

Footwear

Suits

Dresses

Casual

make pixel art

braided hair

Drawing expressions

Female/male arms

Kneeling + Sitting

Dragon head view

Kissing

How to draw faces

What should I draw?

Free art software


Cosplaying


Learn to Sew

Wig Help

Makeup Help

Top Help

Skirt Help

Fabric Help

Fabric Paint/Dye Help

Stocking Help

Shoe Help

Teeth Help

Detail Help

Dress Help

Pattern Help

Horn Help

Armour Help

Prop Help

Cape Help

How to Apply False Eyelashes

9 Different Eyeliner Looks

Perfect Winged Eyeliner Tutorial

Colouring Your Eyebrows for Cosplay

The Perfect Eyebrow Tutorial

How to Make Your Eyes Look Bigger

Fake Blood Recipe

Pointy Teeth

How to Apply Latex Elf Ears

Con Survival Kit


Languages

 http://www.duolingo.com (fixed it. :3)

 http://www.laits.utexas.edu/fi/home

http://www.bonjour.com/


Games.

Cards Against Humanity | Buy Here 

The End |  give it a try here

flOw

cat planet



Shows

Hannibal:
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 1 – Apéritif
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 2 – Amuse-Bouche
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 3 – Potage
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 4 – Ceuf
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 5 – Coquilles
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 6 – Entrée
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 7 – Sorbet
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 8 – Fromage
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 9 – Trou Normand
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 10 – Buffet Froid
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 11 – Roti
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 12 – Releves
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 13 – Savoureux


Sherlock:

Unaired Pilot
A Study in Pink
The Blind Banker
The Great Game
A Scandal in Belgravia
The Hounds of Baskerville
The Reichenbach Fall
Many Happy Returns (Mini Episode)
The Empty Hearse
The Sign of Three
His Last Vow


Doctor who (10&11)

Season 1

  1. Rose
  2. The End of the World
  3. The Quiet Undead
  4. Aliens of London
  5. World War Three
  6. Dalek
  7. The Long Game
  8. Father’s Day
  9. The Empty Child
  10. The Doctor Dances
  11. Boom Town
  12. Bad Wolf
  13. The Parting of The Ways

Season 2

  1. New Earth
  2. Tooth & Claw
  3. School Reunion
  4. The Girl In the Fireplace
  5. Rise of the Cybermen
  6. Age of Steel
  7. The Idiot’s Lantern
  8. The Impossible Planet
  9. The Satan Pit
  10. Love & Monsters
  11. Fear Her
  12. Army of Ghosts
  13. Doomsday

Season 3

  1. Smith & Jones
  2. The Shakespeare Code
  3. Gridlock
  4. Daleks In Manhattan
  5. Evolution of the Daleks
  6. The Lazarus Experiment
  7. 42
  8. Human Nature
  9. The Family of Blood
  10. Blink
  11. Utopia
  12. The Sound of Drums
  13. The Last of the Time Lords

Season 4

  1. Partners In Crime
  2. The Fires of Pompeii
  3. Planet of The Ood
  4. The Sontaran Stratagem
  5. The Poison Sky
  6. The Doctor’s Daughter
  7. The Unicorn & the Wasp
  8. Silence In The Library
  9. Forest of the Dead
  10. Midnight
  11. Turn Left
  12. The Stolen Earth
  13. Journey’s End
  14. The Next Doctor (Christmas Special 2008)
  15. Planet of the Dead (Easter Special 2009)
  16. The Water of Mars (Autumn Special 2009)
  17. The End of Time Part 1 (Christmas Special 2009)
  18. The End of Time Part 2 (New Year’s Special 2010) 

Season 5

  1. The Eleventh Hour
  2. The Beast Below
  3. VIctory of the Daleks
  4. The Time of Angels
  5. Flesh & Stone
  6. The Vampires of Venice
  7. Amy’s Choice
  8. The Hungry Eaeth
  9. Cold Blood
  10. Vincent & The Doctor
  11. The Lodger
  12. The Pandorica Opens
  13. The Big Bang

Season 6

  1. The Impossible Astronaut
  2. Day of the Moon
  3. The Curse of the Black Spot
  4. The Doctor’s Wife
  5. The Rebel Flesh
  6. The Almost People
  7. A Good Man Goes to War
  8. Let’s Kill Hitler
  9. Night Terrors
  10. The Girl Who Waited
  11. The God Complex
  12. Closing Time
  13. The Wedding of River Song
  14. The Doctor, The Widow, & The Wardrobe

Season 7

  1. Asylum of the Daleks
  2. Dinosaurs On A Spaceship
  3. A Town Called Mercy
  4. The Power of Three
  5. The Angels Take Manhattan
  6. (Christmas Special) The Snowmen
  7. The Bells of Saint John
  8. The Rings of Akhaten
  9. The Cold War
  10. Hide
  11. Journey to the Center of the TARDIS
  12. The Crimson Horror
  13. Nightmare In Silver
  14. The Name of the Doctor
  15. (Christmas Special) The Doctor, The Widow, & The Wardrobe

Supernatural

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 7

Season 8

Season 9


Teen Wolf (requested :3)

Season 1

Episode 1 “Wolf Moon”

Episode 2 “Second Chance at First Line”

Episode 3 “Pack Mentality”

Episode 4 “Magic Bullet”

Episode 5 “The Tell”

Episode 6 “Heart Monitor”

Episode 7 “Night School”

Episode 8 “Lunatic”

Episode 9 “Wolf’s Bane”

Episode 10 “Co-Captain”

Episode 11 “Formality”

Episode 12 “Code Breaker”

Season 2

Episode 1 “Omega”

Episode 2 “Shape Shifted”

Episode 3 “Ice Pick”

Episode 4 “Abomination”

Episode 5 “Venomous”

Episode 6 “Frenemy”

Episode 7 “Restraint”

Episode 8 “Raving”

Episode 9 “Party Guessed”

Episode 10 “Fury”

Episode 11 “Battlefield”

Episode 12 “Master Plan”

Movies.

The Great Gatsby
Evan Almighty
Mean Girls
Legally Blonde
Insidious 
Pitch Perfect
Freaky Friday
Titanic
Finding Nemo
The Hunger Games
Grease
The Aristocats
Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events
The Hangover
LOL
White Chicks

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban 
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire 
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince  
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 1
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 

Back to the Future
Back to the Future 2
Back to the Future 3

Disney in alphabetical!

Other (Animated Films):

Hairspray
Captain America: The First Avenger

Thor (Part 1) & Thor (Part 2)

Madeline
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Iron Man

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules
Spiderman
Spiderman 2

Spiderman 3

Batman Begins

Beastly
Sweet Home Alabama
Just Like Heaven
High School Musical

Nims Island
Wild Child
Mamma Mia
Ice Age
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs
Jaws
Penelope


RIGHT GUYS THIS IS MY MASTERPOST PLEASE USE IT FOR GOOD.
YOU CAN STEAL THE LINKS AND PUT THEM N YOUR OWN MASTERPOSTS IF YOU LIKE I DONT MIND. :3 (SOME LINKS MIGHT NOT WORK FOR RANDOM REASONS ESPECIALLY THE MOVIES SO TELL ME IF THEY DONT AND I WILL THRY TO FIX THEM BUT I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO BECAUSE THE MOVIE COULD HAVE BEEN REMOVED.)

animeevie

(Reblogged from theimprobablegallifreyan)

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(Reblogged from afullgrownteenwizkid)

juliencortes:

how i survived high school.

(Reblogged from afullgrownteenwizkid)

So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…

feelsofacatlady:

glutenfreewaffles:

This man

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never

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lets anyone

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drive him.

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He literally

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is always

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the one in the drivers seat.

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He has a chauffeur 

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that he drives. 

And then I realized…

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There’s probably

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good reason

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for that. 

That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds

(Reblogged from official-sherlock-holmes)

gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.

If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.

Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.

And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

(Reblogged from sonic-and-salt)
(Reblogged from fangirl-on-serenity)

craftingmagick:

pomegranateandivy:

Think of the witchy potential! you could make an ice bowl and fill it with herbs and/or flowers and/or stones to meet a specific purpose, and then fill it with water as a scrying bowl, or use it as an offering bowl, or as a spell! I’m so excited to do this!

The possibilities are endless for this!

(Source: itarille-ichirin-no-hana)

(Reblogged from sonic-and-salt)

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

(Reblogged from therapydinosaur)

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

(Source: heytaymillie)

(Reblogged from afullgrownteenwizkid)
(Reblogged from afullgrownteenwizkid)

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

(Reblogged from therapydinosaur)

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

(Reblogged from i-dont-shave-for-smaug)

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(Reblogged from tessie-riddle)
gallifrey-feels:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

gallifrey-feels:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

(Reblogged from boldly-going-dammit)